Hello Kitty na naman?!

Ate Abe loves Hello Kitty and will do much everything to get her hands on most of Hello Kitty merchandise anywhere in the world, I understand. Its her collection and most prized possession, I have no problem with that coz I got weirder collections like girl pictures and FHM (if you call that weird). What I cant believe is I’m in her Hello Kitty room holding a Hello Kitty mouse in her Hello Kitty laptop. Darn! An embarrassment to a ComSci student like me…

Know thy Lambo…

One of the most hottest cars today. The Lamborghini and all its models, Gallardo, Murcielago, Reventon and Estoque among others. You have seen them in car shows and in the garage of you milti-million neighbor. But how much do you know about the car?

• Gallardo is a breed of Spanish fighting bull. Nearly all of Lamborghini’s cars are named after bulls.
• Estoque is a matadors sword.
• The name Murciélago comes from a bull from the stud farm of Joaquin del Val di Navarra that survived 24 sword strokes in an 1879 fight at the arena of Cordoba, and fought with such passion and spirit that the matador, Rafael Molina (“Lagartijo”) chose to bestow upon it the rare honor of sparing its life.
• The name Miura taken from the Spanish ranch of legendary bull breeder Don Antonio Miura, whose bulls have a proverbial attack instinct. The car was named in honor of Miura and of bulls (not bullfighting as is commonly misassociated) in general, which Ferruccio Lamborghini, a Taurus, had a (very glorious) fascination for.
• Ferruccio Lamborghini (April 28, 1916- February 20, 1993) was an Italian car maker and the founder of the Lamborghini brand.

Favorite cousin!?

Abegail Zaira Mercado or ate Abe, is my favorite cousin. We have been together since childhood, when my grandmother is still alive we will get on the top of the roof to urinate…Embarassing, but I was a kid, dumb for short. I remember when we were children, I kept reading her diary which pisses her off and I would laugh like a hyena. She still keeps a diary but I think I already know whats in it, anyway one of the reasons she’s my favorite cousin is that she easily gets pissed off and I will keep teasing her.

Gen: hahaha whos Ramil?
Ate Abe: Waaaah! Your so baaad!
Gen:Mwahahaha! Love affair uuuuuy!
Ate: Waaaah! Stop it!

But shes very kind, and a good nurse. Its just that I love to tease her and make her angry…Mwahahaha

I want!

There are lots of things in this world that I want, but I cannot get most of them because they are expensive. I only get Php 150.00 for school, where food and transportation is included.  But if I ever got lucky and win a billion bucks I will waste them on these:

• Sony Ericsson IDOU ( Say goodbye to digicams coz here comes a 12 megapixel camera phone with touch screen!)
• Ipod Nano 4th Generation (Love the chrome colors. It has a function that lets you shuffle the music if you shake it plus easier computer sync.)
• Canon Ixus (Any ixus line will do as long as I can point and shoot with a digic 3 technology, ISO and image stabilizer enabled digicam.)
• Misubishi Evo/Honda Jazz/Audi TT/Lamborginhi Reventon (Any of these stylish cars that tells people: “Look at me! Here I am! Love me….”)
• House and lot (Who wouldnt want one for his future? I like a “Hanging Garden of Babylon” type of house with a library inside.)
• Internet Cafe with Grill (I always wanted to run my own business, imagine people pouring in to rent a computer than chill at the grill if they want.)
• Sony Walkman (Why I want one? Coz I want a portable radio thats why.)
• PSP 2000 (The number one handheld gamming console that beats Nintendo OOOraaah!)

Well, I can dream cant I? I wonder if I can get my hands on them in the future. But I guess there will be newer models by then.

Badtrip…

Ang malas ko naman ngayon, grabe…Dad texted me saying: “magtinda kayo ni aga matutulog muna ako” so again I have to be a responsible son, kinulit ko si Aga na abalang abala sa pagchachat, umaga pa lang nakadubdob na sa computer. So I went ahead to the store, dad looks tired, tinanong nya kung nasan si Aga sabi ko abala sa pagchachat. So I went on sa pagsusukli, mamaya maya nandun na si Aga…Nung nakaalis na si dady lumapit sakin si Aga.

Aga: Kuya anong oras ka uuwi?
Gen: 4 pm
Aga: (nakangiti) Liligo muna ako ha
Gen: Sus lilo daw, ang tagal na naman nyan…

Hindi ako nagkamali, mga 12 sya umalis at dumating ng 1:30 pm or so. Pero bago sya dumating marami na namang nangyari.

Babaeng Sekyu: Meron kayong bolpen?
Helper: Meron po…(sabay kuha ng ibat-ibang brand ng mga bolpen)
Babaeng sekyu: Magkano yung Pilot?
Helper: Php 24.00 poh
Babaeng sekyu: 24 na?! Dati kasi Php 22.00 yan dito eh
Gen: (Nuh magagawa mu nagtaas bilihin)
Babaeng sekyu: Pihikan kasi ako sa bolpen eh, wala ba kayong Pilot Grip…Yung kini-click?
Helper: Ay! wala po
Babaeng sekyu: Sige yun na lang pilot…Pwedeng iabot ko na lang yung dos bukas kulang kasi eh…
Helper: Bawal ho umutang eh…
Gen:(Sus! Kulang din pala pera)

Bata: Pabili nga po ng gel!
Helper: Anong kulay?
Bata: Blue po…
Gen: (factor na pala ang kulay sa effects ng gel)

Girl: Meron kayong portfolio?
Helper: oo meron anong kulay?
Girl: Red
Gen: (Isa pa to…)

Helper: toy, eto 7 pesos ang nakuha (sabay bigay ng Php 500.00)
Gen: (Patay!)

At sa walas dumating din si Agapot! Umupo sya…Nag-PSP. Halos ako pa rin ang nagtinda mamaya maya napansin ko wala na sya…Natutulog sa taas ang damuho. Life goes on…4:45pm tulog pa rin sya.

Helper: Ano toy kaya pa?
Gen: Kaya pa nag-flanax ako weh hehehe…
(Makalipas ang ilang minuto)
Gen: (Naghihingalo) Kaya khoooo phaaa!

Tumaas ako at ginising si Aga. Medyo napagod talaga ako, nung umaga maingay pa ako pero nanahimik ako ng pagod na…Para bang sinasabi ng utak ko na “wag ka na umimik conserve your energy” minasahe ko ang binti ko kasi halos hindi na ako makatayo…Swedish massage, effleurage ang tawag sa masaheng ginawa ko mwahahaha! Hindi ako makauwi kasi kawawa si Aga at naulan na din. Pero buti na lang dumaan mga pinsan kong sina Mayen at Rosegil para sumabay pauwi. Kala ko tapos na yung torture…Hindi pa pala. Pag dating ko lumapit si ate Mariz at sinabing “Genard, pinasak mo ba yung cable ng internet sa laptop mo, sabi ni Lee Jay baka kaya daw wala na silang internet eh pinapasok mo yung cable sa laptop mo” dito na pumutok ang butsi ko…

Haller! 3 months na sila hindi nagbabayad ng internet at kahit ipasok mo ng ipasok yung cable sa kahit anong laptop walang mangyayari sa duration ng internet mo, internet ang binabayaran hindi kung ilang pasak sa laptop!

Umalis kaagad ako dun…magpapahilot ng paa kay Ka Mina, masakit kasi. Medyo lumamig lang ulo ko ng hinahack ko na yung bagong pics ni Vanessa…Mwahahaha! Medyo mainit pa din ulo, kulang…Bitin