Bwahahaha!
Im back sitting in front of my cousins laptop, browsing my friends’ (girls lang) friendster account hacking their pictures. Yah, I know you may think Im a pervert, maniac or any of those things you call a bad guy. I dont really care. Hacking pics has been my vice…and hobby for a while now, I know its bad to take something without a consent but, I dont know. I just kinda like collecting them. Its amazing how memories and pictures of girls and friends dear and close to you can now be preserved in a Flash disk or Hard Drive. If someone asked me to delete all of it, may it be my parents or future girl friend (If Im ever going to have one) then I will politely refuse. We all have a bit of a wolf in our selves, hacking pictures is one part of my wolfy self.
Archive for May, 2009
Ilabas natin ang mga hinukay at kinopya kong pick-up lines sa net na maaring narinig nyo na. Nakakatawa, corny, at walang dating. Siguro kung ikaw si Piolo Pascual o si Brad Pitt may lusot ka pa. Pero as they say: Its not what you say, Its how you say it.
1. Minamalat na naman ang puso ko..
Paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo.. (Daaarnaaa!)
2. Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
Ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko.. (Aba, Bakit nakita mo na kulay ng buhay mo?)
3. Uy picture tayo!!
Para ma-develop tayo!! (Ano kayo, picture?)
4. Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
Hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss.. (ulol)
5. Can i take your picture??
‘Coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for Christmas!! (Laking laki mo na hihingi ka pa kay Santa?)
6. Exam ka ba??
Gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!! (Manyak! Ano yan sholbang?)
7. Lecture mo ba ako??
Lab kasi kita.. (I prefer the library, thank you)
8. Centrum ka ba??
Kasi you make my life complete!! (Sorry ka kung Viagra yan, mwahahaha)
9. Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
Para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko.. (Pano kung walang lisensya?)
10. Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.. (thank you, ikaw datu puti ka ba? ang asim naman ng mukha mo)
11. Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
Kasi type kita.. (ano raw?)
12. I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..
‘Coz i can’t last a day without you!! (eeeewwww)
13. Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
Kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko.. (o baka naman sa bilbil mo)
14. Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
Single kasi ako eh.. (corny…plain corny)
15.Me lisensya ka ba??
Coz you’re driving me crazy eh.. (Are you nuts?!)
16. May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
May sira ata relo ko.. Pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.. (Time warping! Bongga!)
17. I’m a bee..
Can you be my honey?? (Hell no, biatch!)
18. Am i a bad shooter??
Coz i keep on missing you.. (ahh, duling)
19. May lahi ka bang aswang??
Ang pangit mo kasi eh.. (Aba ang lintek na to!)
20. Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako?? (sige, hindi kata natisod nung una eh)
21. Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad.. (luma na yan, bumenta na yan sa Quiapo)
22. Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
Because you give meaning to my life.. (define Corny…)
23. Bangin ka ba??
Nahuhulog kasi ako sa’yo.. (Patungo ka ngayon sa lumalagablab na impyerno mwahahahaha)
24. Pustiso ka ba??
Kasi, can’t smile without you.. (Matanda na ito)
25. Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
Maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh.. (Hindi, athlete yan)
26. Me butas ba puso mo??
Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!! (Malas mo)
27. Anung height mo??
Pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko..
28. Hey, did you fart??
Coz you blew me away!!
29. Sana “V” na lang ako..
Para i’m always right next to “U”
30. Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop…BAGAY tayo…BAGAY tlga tayo…
31. Ako ay isang exam…kaya sagutin mo na ako…
32. Mag empake ka…sama ka sakin….punta tayo home for the aged……
Kasi i wanna grow old with you……
33. Alarm clock ka ba?
Kasi ginising mo ang natutulog kong puso…..
34. Alam mo bang parang 7-11 ang puso ko?……
Kasi 24 oras bukas para sayo…..
35. Nung mahalin kita…..daig ko pa ang na traffic sa edsa……
I can’t move on….
36. Nakalunok ka ba ng kwitis?
Pag ngumiti ka kc…may spark….
37. “Pag ako gumawa ng planeta, gusto ko ikaw ang axis ko..
Para sayo lang iikot ang mundo ko..”
38. You look like someone I know
My next Girlfriend
39. Ako na magbabayad ng tuition fee mo!
Basta pag-aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
40. Feeling ko mouse tayong dalawa…
You know, we just click.
41. Excuse me, tatanong ko lang kung didiretsuhin ko bang daan na ‘to,
O may ibang shortcut sa puso mo?
42. May free time ka ba? Samahan mo naman ako sa psychiatrist…
Magdala daw kasi ako ng kinababaliwan ko.
43. Kung may business ako, lahat ng tao bebentahan ko ng mura,
‘Kaw lang ang hindi. Sa’yo lang ako magmamahal.
44. Bukas sisingilin ko na yung bayad mo sa renta…
Tagal mo na kasing naninirahan sa puso ko eh.
45. Miss meron ka ba ERASER??
Hindi kasi kita mabura sa isip ko.
46. Papapulis kita
Ninakaw mo kasi puso ko..
47. I lost my number.
Can i have yours?
48. I forgot your name.
Can i call you mine?
May 27, 2009
My dad picked me up from my cousins house because I need to go to Philippine Hearth Center for my check-up and test,(I go once every year) Of course I was so excited because I know after the test and check-up is done we go directly to the mall, the good part is my brothers cant come since there wont be anyone to supervise our sari-sari store, which means more money for me, solo haha eat my shorts! I slept early (10pm? you call that early?!)
May 28,2009
The D-day, dad woke me up so early, about 5:30 am The nerve! I set my alarm at 6 am, kulang sa tulog, bitin!). Dad told me NOT TO EAT ANYTHING for the blood extraction.(Ano raw?! Bawal kumain?! Noooooo!) So no matter how those yummy, tasty looking Pan De Manila breds are, I can only stare…Drooling, mesmerizing at the beauty of the bread nd cheese in it, eyes wide open. I took a bath, without eating. Got inside the Isuzu Van, mom put some bread beside us incase THEY get hungry…I on the other hand…Cursing.(@!$#%^). Before we went to Manila we need to get the driver, Ma Thong, from wawa so we went. Then on our way to Manila I found myself still rather tired so I slept. After I woke up we are still just half way to our destination, and the heat is starting to irritate me.
Finally, we arrived (Thank you Lord!). So first we have to conduct tests. But before that dad told me they need a urine sample (Ha! Easy!) and a poop sample (D’oh!). He gave me two small cups where I should put it, (What? This small?) It was a first for me…A shocking first. The urine was easy, all I have to do is to tell my mind and body to urinate. The poop was…..Challenging, I failed the first try.
First Test: Blood Extraction
In other words, a big fat syringe. Last time it was two big syringe, mom said its different now, she said its smaller this time. My dear readers, she was right…about the small tube. As I entered the nurse ordered me to sit (mataray ang gaga) she pulled a small tube where the blood will be contained……Then a big needle that got me whimpering while shes injecting it. At last I can eat and be done with the cursed poo sample!
Second Test: Heart Rate
We entered a small room, where I waited and dad and a senior nurse debated whether we can get an ECG now (Sorry sir, there’s no pediatrician to do it). I noticed there’s a lot of nurses in that room, all apprentice, college nurses, all pretty and cute except for one. He’s a guy…I think. A minute later one of the nurses called and told me to lie in the bed (Youre kidding right?). The lying part is easy, but lying in a bed, no shirts (only pants) with lots of cute nurses surrounding you. Embarrassing, Humiliating, Stupid, not to mention pogi points gone down to zero. I cant watch. I cant even look at the nurses (lie! thats a lie, you took advantage of the situation so you can get a glimpse on them!). Cant wait to get out of that room.
Third Test: X-Ray
Before that I have to finish what those friggin doctors started: The poop sample. While eating I sort of tought that I should put the poop in a napkin then transfer it to the cup (Yes, may logic ako!), sadly dad told me I cant do that, the poop might get other contaminating substances…Blah blah blah (Great! There goes plan A) so I really have to literally scoop it.
Since we cant take the ECG test today (rescheduled monday) the last test will be the X-Ray. The X-ray room was in another building so off we go. We waited for them to call us, but then a couple sat beside us, with them is their child, Thin, rather abnormaly black color, unhealthy and he also has a hearth disease…Just like me (Except for the color, Im a little normal now). Parents exclaimed that the boys heart disease was inborn (just like me) his heart’s got a hole (again, like me) the only difference we have is that my veins are placed where they should not be, baligtad for short. I kinda said to myself: Kid, goodluck I do hope you survive. It might be very tactful even for me but its true for us, for people who have this hearth failure, our life is shorter. Doctor told my parents that my life was only expected to be nine years so I should have died 10 years ago, (Im 19, do the math) thankfuly God gave me longer life. Then the X-ray. Done.
So after a gruelling and not to mention humiliating experience inside the Philippine Heart Center, It was time for my favorite part…mall, shopping, National Book store, bwahahahaha!
We arrived there at 11am or so, mom gave me Php 500.00 (its usually just Php 300.00) to spend unwisely. She said they’ll just wait for me in the stairs right next to the mall’s exit.
Mwahahahaha!
If you are someone with a guy named Genard Martin S. Mercado, and you lost track of him while doing your shopping the most common place he’ll end up is a book store, namely, National Bookstore, Filbars, and Booksale to name a few. The second store you should look at is cd-r king where he buys his laptop’s needs.
Anywho, Im went inside National Bookstore, after deciding where to go first (First floor: National Bookstore, Third floor: Cd-r king Fourth, floor: Hobby store a question and answer portion, a multiple choice type)
As always I mesmerize, oogle, and browse at the books, I love reading. Theres alot of interesting books, but I need to find ate Ella’s “Diary ni Ella: Confessions ng isang masahista” book first. So I started browsing all shelves. I also found 2 cute girls the first one was browsing also, the other one was reading (Beauty and brains, wohoo!). So many good and interesting books.
Dan Brown’s Da Vinci Code (Where the heck can I find a copy of Angels and Demons)
Bob Ong’s books (I lost my copy of “bakit baligtad magbasa ang pilipino” three times already, fiendish classmates didnt brought it back! Thieves!)
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (I’ll watch it instead)
and finally I found it! Copies of “Diary ni Ella”, (Thank you Lord!) I was so excited that I never mind the other interesting books I saw. I quickly grabbed it and paid the cashier Php 130.00 (Presyong pang-masa kapatid!)
I did went to cd-r king and Hobby store, I need a cleaning kit for my laptop and a brand new deck of Magic the Gathering was on sale (Php 550.00! Its soooo on!) that I schemed up a plan to get another Php 500 from mom (sinful child) but we ended up going home…No I did not asked for the additional Php 500 and she did not scold at me, I just thought of saving my last money. Remember “Operation Green” (From previous post titled “Operation Green”) save money.
Going home:
Irritating yet again, its scorching hot with matching traffic jam. Bored, I decided to finally read the book, I found myself laughing, and inspired. Every page has a message deep inside that I continued even though we left the mall 1 pm and arrived 6:30 pm, I was never bored. I was so entertained that I did not think twice finishing it that night. Actually bitin kasi 125 pages lang, pero its ok I learned a lot from her.
“Ate Ella’s book was and is still one of the most breath taking yet humorous story I have read. I was so entertained that I did not mind reading it in the middle of the heat and a traffic jam. To me her story is like love, hope, humor and inspiration artfully placed in the book. She proved in her story that behind every humorous, funny and fun loving person is a sad story waiting to be told.
She is a sign of girl power, a woman who did it all for the sake of her father, an example of strength in the middle of a crisis and financial crunch. If ever she wrote another book, I won’t give a second thought of buying it. I fell in love with her and her story in an instant, like I have never been before. A must-read!”
Okay so she is one of the many extra ordinary girl that I met, apparently some of my classmates call her Shan-sai from Meteor Garden, At first I did not took any interest with her. But then I found her very amusing yet interesting, so I got her number from the school guards note book and introduced myself to her. I found out shes a sweet person, just like my former best friend, and she draws and sings well. I believe this girl has a bright future ahead of her and might be the next Cherice Pempenco, she sings very well with or without a guitar. The first time I heard her was….Well I actually forgot but you can watch her at http://www.youtube.com/user/vaniLLabhabyboyz or check her out at http://profiles.friendster.com/48425955. Im not endorsing but all Im saying is shes really a nice girl and singer. However sorry guys shes not available! hahaha
This is one day that really shocked me, aside from successfuly managing to adjust my sleeping pattern from 1 am to 10 pm (although the target time is 8 pm, oh well…one step at a time) I have discovered that when I type “manigerz34” in Google most of my works, from blog to videos that I uploaded from youtube are all there. I know simple things make me happy but still its an honor to be there, but I could not have been there without ate Ella and the readers of this blog. Thank you very much.
woooh! I dont know kung ilang araw ako absent sa pagboblog thankfully nakarecover din ako from fatigue hehe grabe I still have a lip sore, tonsillitis, and my heads still in pain but I dont care I wanted to blog kahapon pa hehehehe
Actually its better for me to write a blog if Im inspired. Words just flow through your mind like a river. The message of the blog becomes clearer and more passionate than ever. Big emotions create big titles that can be popular to people or it has a good and meaningful message.
The fiendish headache that keeps me away from the computer, yes, the very same headache I have been experiencing since I was a child.
According to http://www.wikipedia.org:
Migraine is a neurological syndrome characterized by altered bodily perceptions, headaches, and nausea. Physiologically, the migraine headache is a neurological condition more common to women than to men. Etymologically, the French word migraine derives from the Old English megrim (severe headache) and the Greek hemicrania (half skull). The latter term was in turn simply a translation of an ancient Egyptian name for migraine, gs tp (literally “half head”).[citation needed]
The typical migraine headache is unilateral and pulsating, lasting from 4 to 72 hours;[1] symptoms include nausea, vomiting, photophobia (increased sensitivity to bright light), and hyperacusis (increased sensitivity to noise); approximately one third of people who suffer migraine headache perceive an aura — unusual visual, olfactory, or other sensory experiences that are a sign that the migraine will soon occur.
Its true that I have developed the so-called aura. I know when its coming or not, its like an early warning device. At first I glance at the sky or the floor if I see a glint of light (I know its weird) or blur then that is the beginning of a looooong rest, usually lasting for hours, all I do is lie on the bed and wait. At first its only visual disturbance, then I vomit then lastly the severe headache. This summer I suffered my first ever 5 day migraine marathon due to excessive radiation of the laptop. I believe Im starting to develop a slight resistance to it because every time I have one I’ll just relax and let the blood flow slow down.
Yup, for us who are working or in college most of what we learned from grade school and high school fades away or is fading away. The past lessons from subjects like math, history and others are slowly drifting away. Is that why some of us got beaten by 5th graders?
It wont be long till its back to school again, so I thought of something new. I thought “How about changing my old bad habits into better ones” so I thought of a plan, searched the net, read magazines on how to change my old unhealthy life and I came up with many helpful solutions.
I have devised “Operation Green”
Operation Green not only intends to save the earth by my own way but also change my lifestyle for better healthy living.
Mission: Change my way of life for better results and steer from bad habits. Start saving the earth in my own way to help mother nature and also myself.
Vision: I see a better and more healthy living ahead. More benefits physically, mentaly, emotionally and spiritually. (If I pull it off)
Description: (wow parang resume)
This summer I have observed many things about myself that are rather unhealthy. By unhealthy Im not only mentioning the wrong set of foods that I eat but also the untidy lifestyle that I have. So lets recap the things I have observed so far and see what we can do to prevent them or find solutions to solve them.
- Frequent migrains due to excessive radiation of laptops, PSP and mobile phone.
- Lack of personal hygiene (Okay, so I sometimes forget to bath and brush my teeth)
- Memory loss due to lack of sleep. (dude, I sleep at exactly 1 am or so)
- Unhealthy choice of food (Doctors prevented me from eating chocolate and drinking coffee, those fiends!)
- Too much stress.
- Spend too much.
- Emotionally unstable.
- Cant cook.
By further analysis of the problem and research I conducted solutions to these personal problems.
- Less computer games, less texting and spend only a little time with the computer to lessen migraine from exposed radiation. (Actually this might not happen since my course is Computer related)
- More bathing, brush 3 times a day, use Ponds anti-bacterial cream and other solutions to prevent skin problems and acne.
- More sleep, reset body clock from 1 am back to 8 pm, play memory games, read more often.
- More vegetables, less meat.
- Relaxation and meditation like before, spend an hour in a quiet place.
- Spend less. Buy only necessary items.
- Agree to disagree if there’s any argument, anger management. Never argue with a girl I wont win they wont give me the pleasure of winning. Enjoy life.
- Learn to cook.
Okay so my personal problems now have solutions lets see if I can do anything about my sorroundings.
- House is full of plastic
- Alot of papers in the study room mostly lessons a year ago.
So heres my solution:
- Recycle, recycle,recycle
I have more ideas. So hopefully this year I can have a better and healthier lifestyle. How about you? Why dont you start saving the earth and have a better life style too?
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